Saturday, June 11, 2022

There may be a urinal mentioned in my blog...

I was recently tasked with the job of putting signs up in restrooms at Lake Junaluska where our denomination's Annual Conference is held.  I had no problem with getting the signs into the Ladies' Restrooms, but had to have my husband and a couple of his friends help me get signs into the Men's Rooms.  

After realizing that I missed a few of the men's rooms, I had to find gentlemen who could help me.  I suppose it wasn't a great idea to stand and watch for men going in and out of the restrooms I had missed.  And it probably wasn't the smartest move to ask a total stranger - as he was leaving the facility...

        Me: "Are there urinals in there?"

        Stranger: "Excuse me?!?"

        Me: "Did you notice if there were urinals in there?"

        Stranger: "I don't remember."

  (he doesn't remember?!?)

        Me: "If there are, will you go back in and hang this sign over one for me?!?"

        Stranger: "Okay..."

...he said as he walked back into the restroom with one of my signs that already had tacky stuff on the back to make it stick.  

I guess there was a urinal in there because he didn't bring the sign out!

If you think that was a weird conversation, remind me to tell you about the wet nuts.




I like to close my blog with this: If you have a pulse, you have a purpose.  Make your life count!

Wednesday, June 1, 2022

Grands

 Joe and I enjoyed the afternoon with our two granddaughters Ophelia and Azalea.  (Aren't those just the best names?!?!?)  Ophelia is 5 and Azalea will turn 4 this month.  

I don't know if these blog postings are even read anymore now that I can't promote them on Facebook.  But if you're still reading, let my grands make you smile today...

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Ophelia is always very careful around Grandaddy and doesn't climb on him quite as much right now because "...he just got his heart fixed and we don't want to break it again."  

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Azalea has been dealing with an "ear confection" but seems to be better.

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Azalea was exasperated when her scooter kept rolling away from her when she'd stop and get off for a moment.  Each time it rolled, she'd yell, "this in in-acceptable!" before running to catch it.  The more it rolled, the more she yelled at the scooter!  "This is completely in-acceptable!"  I agree, Azaea, but it sure was funny!

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Always remember that if you have a pulse, you have a purpose...so, make your life count!